Ingredients List 1 cup uncooked rotini pasta (it holds cheese better - don’t lie, you wish you had thought of it now)
2 tablespoons salted butter (we are all gonna die, may as well enjoy it)
1 1/2 cups hand grated mix of Parmesan, Asiago and Gouda cheese (yes I really mean hand grated from three premium blocks of cheese - dont buy that crap pre-grated nonsense either)
1 cup grated sharp cheddar cheese (from the store or whatever, we used a three cheddar variant mix with a larger grate)
ZERO EGGS - Households that put eggs in Mac and Cheese are what true evil yearns to spawn up from
1/2 cup sour cream (Do a Dollop of Daisy, do do a dollop)
1/2 (5 ¾ ounce) can of condensed cheddar cheese soup
1/2 teaspoon salt - Kosher or Not, the Rabbi’s blessing or lack thereof ain’t relevant
1 cup almond milk (original, non-sweetened, leave the cows milk for the calves)
1/2 teaspoon dry mustard
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
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